A manager was flying over to a conference in an air balloon. Having forgotten his compass, he lost his way in the skies. He was scanning the ground for help, when at last he spotted a gentleman on the road. He lowered his balloon and told the gentleman that he was lost, and in need of help. He said with a smile, "I'm lost. Can you please tell me where I am?" The gentleman politely replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are presently at 51°16'N, 101°32'W."
The obviously upset manager shot back, "Are you an engineer?" "Yes," said the gentleman, "but how did you find out?" "Well, everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm Still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything you did is delayed my trip even more," quipped the manager. "Are you an manager?" asked the gentleman. "Yes" The gentleman sarcastically smiled, "I knew, I guessed right. You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, with the help of a lot of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems!"
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