Saturday, November 7, 2009

MBA vs Engineer

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian...

An MBA and an engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent and fall asleep. Some hours later, the engineer wakes his MBA friend, "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars." "What does that tell you?" The MBA ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Economically, there are mass scales of stars in the sky. So 'Economy of Scale' would be the ideal strategy in that market. Strategically, such market would be a volume driven market. Financially, it would be a low margin market. For a HR perspective, we would require huge man-power. Well, what does that tell you?"

The engineer is silent for a moment, then speaks:
"PRACTICALLY......... Someone has STOLEN OUR TENT!!!"

The humor aside, the message is clear: PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS!

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